This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
