Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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pop tarts are not kleenex
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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