Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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