I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I lost the right to judge tonight
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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