What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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