Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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