i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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