So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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