Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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