I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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