fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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