sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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