Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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