You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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