Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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