maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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