i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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