I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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