she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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