Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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