I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Pooping to opera.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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