Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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