well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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