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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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