Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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