? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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