Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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