Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The air was thick with penises
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
