Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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