Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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