I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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