Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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