Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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