my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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