Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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