do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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