We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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