OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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