Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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