He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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