Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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