We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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