can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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