Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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