these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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