plz talk dirty to me
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you win again, gameday.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
