I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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