I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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