I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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