is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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