East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
