i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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