belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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