i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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