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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sober January is a disaster.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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