look no pants
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It's just like the Real World with babies
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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