these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm both gender and math confused
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