About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Randomize